I’m not a kid, Molly Harper. I’m six.
Exactly, Alexis. You’re a six year old. You can’t drive, smoke, vote, drink. No boyfriends, no Jersey Shore. You can’t even get into a PG-13 on your own.
…Matty lets me smoke and stuff…You’re just rude.
Fine. You want to die at age 10? Then go ahead, do what you want.
Are you mad at me?
I’m not a kid, Molly Harper. I’m six.
Exactly, Alexis. You’re a six year old. You can’t drive, smoke, vote, drink. No boyfriends, no Jersey Shore. You can’t even get into a PG-13 on your own.
…Matty lets me smoke and stuff…You’re just rude.
I am naming my child Sparkal Queenz. Idegaf if it’s a boy, he’ll be gay.
I’m six. I can watch what I want. Momma and Dad let me and you’re just Pauly Do so you can’t tell me what to do.
How about… Sesame Street?
…What’s that?
(Source: greenishllamas)
oh my god..her hair..hahahaha
Does she think she’s fucking Dorthy?
(Source: chilllay)
How adorable is this boy? He’s so cute!! And his mom is fucking awesome. I know that this show is terrible because the girls on it are usually terrors and their mom’s ridiculous, but Brock loves what he is doing. That’s the only time I think I’ve watched the show and the child did the pageant because he/she wanted to. He loves to dance and perform and he rocked it. I hope he’s in more episodes
Brock is my new favorite. Seriously. This kids awesome. Can I just have him?
(Source: grimmauldplaceirregular)
Anything you want to do… except watch Jersey Shore.
We could waaaatch…Teen Moms. My favorite is Janelle ‘cause she’s pretty and she lives in Florida.
You’re just a child, you should watch shows suitable for your age.
I’m six. I can watch what I want. Momma and Dad let me and you’re just Pauly Do so you can’t tell me what to do.
(Source: greenishllamas)
No you didn’t.
Yes I did! His name was Jason. He was eight ‘cause momma said I need an older man but he wouldn’t give me his Madagascar DVD so I broke up with him.
You’re still a kid. You need to act like one.
I’m not a kid, Molly Harper. I’m six.
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